Saturday, February 23, 2008

You´ll love this.

Just because.

Liverpool FC/Who The Fuck Are Man Utd



And put that in your pipe and smoke it.

Friday, February 15, 2008

Friday:

because it´s friday.

Ike &Tina Turner -Proud Mary Live


Peace out.........

Friday, February 8, 2008

Some things.

Why do Aspirins come in a childproof box?
But bullits and razorblades
in a cardboard box??

On a box of ratpoison.
Disclaimer says.

Do not use if seal is broken or been tampered with.

For god sake.

It´s rat poison.

What is the worst that could happen?

Some bloke put vitamins in it?

And why do women have the need to talk during sex?
Don´t they know that we´re too busy imagening us haveing
hot and sweatty monkeysex
with Jessica Alba or Halle berry.

We don´t listen at the best of times.

What posess them to think we do during sex?

They allready know we go deaf during footballmatches.


And that´s my two cents.

Underrated.

Pajamas /pyjamas.

Now.

Iceland.

Gale warnings.

At times windfactor 56 miles per hour.

Going from 25 inches of snow and - 5°C. Till + 8 °C. and rain.

Pajamas,beer,spliff and a good movie.


Put that in your pipe and smoke it.

Illusions.












Went down to the cafeteria on my first morning brake.
I had my last small pack of Chrunchy Nut Cornflakes in my locker.
Bought by my dear old friend Chris, last time he went to London.
Put the cereal in a soupdish.
Pourd some millk on to it and went for the spoons.

There were none.

Asked the maid in the cafeteria.
Where are the spoons?
And she replied.

There is no spoon.

Freaky?


Put that into your pipe and smoke it.........

Last days.







With that many overworked......

They might not be happy campers.


Put that in your pipe and smoke it.........

Offers.

Unlike the Scotts at Brannockburn.

The people in my workplace,
tired,worked half to death,starving
and in agony.

Won´t win their freedom.

They have to work tomorrow.

I´wont though.
Ain´t I the lucky one??

YES.

For awhile they took my life.
But not my freedom.

I only have 5 workingdays left.

Put that in your pipe and smoke it.....

Wednesday, February 6, 2008

Now I know.




















Basicly I work with a mismatched batch of ppl.
Mostly from the eastern block.

I just realised what that sign means.

If that macine work they´ll either steal it, kill themselves
while using it, kill themselves stealing it or destroying it doing all above.

There seems to be a theme going around the place.


Put that into your pipe and smoke it.

Neighbours dogs.

My neighbour has a big motherfucking dog.

So if your mother has a fetish about a dog. Call him.

But.

Thats not my point.

This annoying shit of a noisemaking pice of crap.
Is crapping all over my yard, driveway and so fourth.

So I took a big dump right in front of my neigbours door.

Next day he came and rang the doorbell, complaining about my dog.

When I told him that I didn´t have a dog.
It took him about 2,28643 seconds realysing how sick I was.

His dog hasn´t shat in my yard since then.


Put that in your pipe and smoke it.

Saturday, February 2, 2008

First blog.

Here opens a future site of bullshit.

This isn´t really a new blogsite.
Just an english version of Immagaddus.


Immagaddus segir..........