Today.

Today is do or die.
Liverpool against Everton.
We absolutly,postitivly have to win.

Yum,yum.

Because it´s friday.

Have a nice weekend

Rocking thursday!

Behind blue eyes.

OMG.

Nessesary info.

Language	My hovercraft is full of eels
Afrikaans	My skeertuig is vol palings
Albanian	Hoverkrafti im është plot me ngjala
Arabic (Modern Standard)	حَوّامتي مُمْتِلئة بِأَنْقَلَيْسون (ḥawwāmtī mumtilah biānqalaysūn)
Armenian	Իմ օդաթիռը լի է օձաձկերով (Im odatirry li e odzadz.kerov)
Aromanian	Pãmporea-a mea-i ãmplinã di uhelji
Avallaen	(ägloinniyüvoih pōvlen üevs erüs)
Basque	Nire aerolabangailua aingiraz beteta dago
Belarusian	Мой паветраны човен поўны вуграмі (Moj pavetrany čoven pouny vugramі)
Bulgarian	Корабът ми на въздушна възглавница е пълен със змиорки (Korabãt mi na v'zdyšna vãzglavnica e pãlen sãs zmiorki)
Catalan	El meu aerolliscador està ple d'anguiles
Cebuano	Puno ug kasili ang akong hoberkrap/hovercraft
Chamorro	Bula hasuli gi halom hovercraft-hu
Chinese (Cantonese)	我隻氣墊船裝滿晒鱔． (Ngóh jek heijínsyùhn jòngmúhn saaisíhn)
Chinese (Mandarin)	我的氣墊船裝滿了鱔魚 [我的气垫船充满了鳝鱼] (Wǒ de qìdiànchuán zhuāngmǎn le shànyú)
Croatian	Moja je lebdjelica puna jegulja
Czech	Moje vznášedlo je plné úhořů
Danish	Mit luftpudefartøj er fyldt med ål
Dutch	Mijn hovercraft zit vol palingen
Esperanto	Mia kusenveturilo estas plena da angiloj
Estonian	Mu hõljuk on angerjaid täis
Finnish	Ilmatyynyalukseni on täynnä ankeriaita
French	Mon aéroglisseur est plein d'anguilles
Gaelic (Irish)	Tá m'árthach foluaineach lán d'eascainn
Gaelic (Manx)	Ta my haagh crowal lane dy astan
Gaelic (Scottish)	Tha mo bhàta-foluaimein loma-làn easgannan
German	Mein Luftkissenfahrzeug ist voller Aale Mein Hovercraft ist voller Aale
German (Swiss)	Miss Luftchüssiboot isch voll Aal
Greek	Τὸ χόβερκράφτ μου εἶναι γεμᾶτο χέλια (To hoverkráft mou íne gemáto hélia)
Hebrew	הרחפת שלי מלאה בצלופחים (Harahefet sh'eli mele'ah betzlofahim)
Hindi	मेरी मँडराने वाली नाव सर्पमीनों से भरी ह (merī ṃḍarāne vālī nāv sarpamīnoṁ se bharī hai)
Hungarian	A légpárnás hajóm tele van angolnákkal
Icelandic	Svifnökkvinn minn er fullur af álum
Indonesian	Hovercraft saya penuh dengan belut
Interlingua	Mi hydroaeroplano es plen de anguillas
Italian	Il mio hovercraft/aeroscivolante è pieno di anguille
Japanese	私のホバークラフト は鰻が一杯です。 (Watashi no hobākurafuto wa unagi ga ippai desu.)
Klingon	DujwIj naQ ghargh
Korean	내 호버크라프트는 장어로 가득 차 있어요 (Nae hoebuhkeurapeuteuneun changuhro kadeuk cha itseyo)
Latin	Mea navis aëricumbens anguillis abundat
Latvian	Mans gliseris ir pilns ar zušiem
Lithuanian	Mano amfibija su oro pagalve pilna ungurių
Lojban	le mi varkiclaflo'i cu culno lo angila
Luxembourgish	Mäin Loftkësseboot ass voller Éilen
Macedonian	Моето летачко возило е полно со јагули (Moeto letačko vozilo e polno so jaguli)
Malay	Hoverkraf saya penuh dengan belut
Malayalam	എന്റെ പറക്കും-പേടകം നിറയെ വ്ളാങ്കുകളാണു (ente prrakkum-paetakam niraye vlankukalanu)
Maltese	Il-hovercraft tiegħi hu mimli sallur
Marathi	माझी होडी मासळयांनी भरली आहे (Majhī hoḍi māsaḷyaṅni bharlī āhe)
Norwegian	Luftputefartøyet mitt er fullt av ål
Persian	هواناو من پر مارماهى است (havā-nāv-eh man por-eh mār-māhi ast)
Polish	Mój poduszkowiec jest pełen węgorzy
Portuguese	Meu hovercraft está cheio de enguias
Quenya	Nîn hvurmkirwa e quanta lyg-lim
Romanian	Vehicolul meu pe pernă de aer e plin cu ţipari
Russian	Моё судно на воздушной подушке полно угрей (Moio sudno na vozdušnoy poduške polno ugrey)
Serbian	Моја лебдилица је пуна јегуља (Moja lebdilica je puna jegulja)
Shona	Hovercraft yangu yakazara nemikunga
Slovak	Moje vznášadlo je plné úhorov
Slovenian	Moje vozilo na zračni blazini je polno jegulj
Spanish	Mi aerodeslizador está lleno de anguilas
Swedish	Min svävare är full med ål
Tagalog	Puno ng palos ang aking hoberkrap/hovercraft
Thai	โฮเวอร์คราฟท์ของผมเต็มไปด้วยปลาไหล (hō woe khrāp kong phom tem pai duay pla lhai)
Toki Pona	tomo tawa lon sewi supa telo mi li jo e kala linja lon insa ale
Tok Pisin	Bilong me hangamapim bot stap pulap maleo
Turkish	Hoverkraftimin ici yılan balıǧı dolu
Ukrainian	Моє судно на повітряній подушці повно вуграми (Moye sudno na povitryaniy podushtsi povno vuhramy)
Vietnamese	Tàu cánh ngầm của tôi đầy lươn
Volapük	Lutakujababot oba binon fulik senkafitas
Welsh	Mae fy hofrenfad yn llawn o lyswennod

Is it just me...?

As if it isn´t enought to worrie about Terrorists
in airports????????

Yikes!

The first.

Probably the first serious papparassi
in the world.

This man is......

George Bush takes Iraqui Aid?

Nice spoof.

Time of the year.

Did a little springcleaning today.

Want to watch the Championshipgame
with a clean slate and clean springs.
None of them was hot.


?........

Question?

Why do the Brits keep the Falklands?

Is it for some strange strategic sheep purposes?


We´ll never know.

why?

Why in hell, doesn´t the modern horse
have antilock brakes?

It allready has the horseshoes and the blinkers.

Is that the best it can get?
Blinkers and four horseshoes?

Come on pepole!
Hundreds and hundreds of years in use.
And thats it?

Tons of thousands of designers,engineers,inventors,and Thin Lizzy.

And........Thats the best you came up with so far?

If you can´t f**king improve it in 300 years,
so why keep using it?

Oh!
I see.

Its got four horseshoes.
That makes it the luckiest animal in the world.

And girls dig it.


Thats it.......

History.

It really was a good thing that the
Americans chose Berlin for president Kennedy,
when he went there way back.

For example:
If the had chosen Frankfurt.
He would have said.

Ich bin ein Frankfurter.

And worse.
If they had chosen Hamburg,
He would have said.

Ich bin ein Hamburger.

And for some strange reason, he never went to Wienna.


Hmmmm?

Always.

Went to my doctor the other day.
I thought it would be a rutine checkup.

After smalltalk and blodpressure check.

He referred me to a supportgroup
worried about me haveing
to many imaginery friends.

When I went there.
There was 11 chairs but onely four of them turned up.

So it didn´t work

Saturday the 8th.

Liverpool against Newcastle comeing saturday.
Piece off piss.

And how!!!

Spaniard..

His passport and driveinglicence photo.....
Young ,able ,and playing for Liverpool.

He nailed the Hammers tonight.

The man.....

The onely............


Fernando Torres:

And...........I.............Think............

Punked out?

Again friday....

Sorry it´s a wednesday.

A Nina Hagen wednesday.

But........Anyhow.

Enjoy.

Strange that.

The car the terrorist adore the most.

The Porsche 911.


And there you have it.

Frictions.

Eskimopussys are mighty cold.

Most people use 10-13% of their brain capacaty.
What George Bush are doing with those %.
Only God knows.

Bombvictims are often than not people that hates
when they are called ducks.


Keeps those herbs alive....

Silly.

Nuclear tek, to his wife.
God I´m tired,we had a real meltdown at work.

Wife.
So when are you do back at work?

Nuclear tek.

What work.


tsk. tsk.