Neighbours dogs.

My neighbour has a big motherfucking dog.

So if your mother has a fetish about a dog. Call him.

But.

Thats not my point.

This annoying shit of a noisemaking pice of crap.
Is crapping all over my yard, driveway and so fourth.

So I took a big dump right in front of my neigbours door.

Next day he came and rang the doorbell, complaining about my dog.

When I told him that I didn´t have a dog.
It took him about 2,28643 seconds realysing how sick I was.

His dog hasn´t shat in my yard since then.


Put that in your pipe and smoke it.