Friday, August 22, 2008

Rude?







A guy was walking on a beach,
when he came op on a girl lain
on a towel.

She had no legs and no hands.

Basically a torso, with a head.

And she was crying.

He asks:
Why are you crying?

She:
I´m 22 years old and I´v never been kissed.

He, leans over her and gives her the most tender kiss in the world.

As he moves along ,she begins to cry again.

He turns back and asks.

Why are you crying'

She answer:
I´m 22 years old, and I´v never been screwed.

He picks her gently up walks calmly few steps and
throws her into the sea and says.

Well you are screwed now.




Friday ain't it.

Friday, August 1, 2008

friday.

















Talk about stating the obvious.