Illusions.

Went down to the cafeteria on my first morning brake.
I had my last small pack of Chrunchy Nut Cornflakes in my locker.
Bought by my dear old friend Chris, last time he went to London.
Put the cereal in a soupdish.
Pourd some millk on to it and went for the spoons.

There were none.

Asked the maid in the cafeteria.
Where are the spoons?
And she replied.

There is no spoon.

Freaky?


Put that into your pipe and smoke it.........