Some things.
Why do Aspirins come in a childproof box?
But bullits and razorblades
in a cardboard box??
On a box of ratpoison.
Disclaimer says.
Do not use if seal is broken or been tampered with.
For god sake.
It´s rat poison.
What is the worst that could happen?
Some bloke put vitamins in it?
And why do women have the need to talk during sex?
Don´t they know that we´re too busy imagening us haveing
hot and sweatty monkeysex
with Jessica Alba or Halle berry.
We don´t listen at the best of times.
What posess them to think we do during sex?
They allready know we go deaf during footballmatches.
And that´s my two cents.
But bullits and razorblades
in a cardboard box??
On a box of ratpoison.
Disclaimer says.
Do not use if seal is broken or been tampered with.
For god sake.
It´s rat poison.
What is the worst that could happen?
Some bloke put vitamins in it?
And why do women have the need to talk during sex?
Don´t they know that we´re too busy imagening us haveing
hot and sweatty monkeysex
with Jessica Alba or Halle berry.
We don´t listen at the best of times.
What posess them to think we do during sex?
They allready know we go deaf during footballmatches.
And that´s my two cents.
posted by Immagaddus at
10:15 PM
1 Comments:
I once met a seal that had been tampered with. Barking mad it was.
Today's word verification:
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Which is Stefán Berg's verdict on the referee's performance at Upton Park the other day.
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