Monday, September 29, 2008

Blonds.















Some blonds don´t seem to know how to use
a blue tooth.

Thursday, September 25, 2008

Song for next saturday.









For Those of you who don't know it, learn this for Saturday to **** the bitters off!

Alternative 'Poor scouser Tommy'



Let me tell you a story of a poor team,
who were sent far away from their home,
to live in the old sticks of Knowsley,
where only the cattle do roam.

They were banished to a lower division,
had no hope of seeing far foreign lands,
the fans swarmed around in their hundreds,
with their TESCO bags in their hands.

Well the battle started the next morning,
over at aisle number one,
those poor evertonian b*st*rds,
were fighting for the last hot cross bun.

As they lay on the aisles of the Tesco,
(cryin, cryin, cryin)
knocking over the cakes and the bread,
(and the bread)
as they lay in the aisles of the tesco,
these were the last words they said.....

Ohhhhhhhh we are the evertonians,
our ground is made of wood,
were horrible bitter ********,
cos we've never been that good,
we support a team thats dressed in blue,
a team that no-one knows,
a team sponsored by TESCO,
cause thats were we buy our clothes.

12, 123, 1234 pound off!!!!


And that´s it.......

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

How far is enough?













This poor woman wanted to have a face of a cat.
And went to a plastic surgeon.

Enough already.

She looks like the mother of the Joker for fuck sake.

Does she really wants her face to resemble a pussy?

I dread to think how her genitalia looks like.

It may not necessarily look like a pussy.


Think of that, and try to go to sleep.

Saturday, September 13, 2008

And there is a God.










You newer walk alone. (Play it loud. Play it Proud.)

We were victorious today.
Seven long years came to a result after almost 95 minutes
of pitch time.

After a kick in the nuts 0n the third minute when Tevez
scored,
the Liverpool team actually pulled their act together.

The squad showed us today, that they are actually
a force to be reckoned with.

Move over you sceptics, we are on the rise.

And put that in your pipe and smoke it.

Friday, September 12, 2008

What?




















Does she like banger and mash.
Or just old plane haggish??


I wonder.