Song for next saturday.

For Those of you who don't know it, learn this for Saturday to **** the bitters off!

Alternative 'Poor scouser Tommy'



Let me tell you a story of a poor team,
who were sent far away from their home,
to live in the old sticks of Knowsley,
where only the cattle do roam.

They were banished to a lower division,
had no hope of seeing far foreign lands,
the fans swarmed around in their hundreds,
with their TESCO bags in their hands.

Well the battle started the next morning,
over at aisle number one,
those poor evertonian b*st*rds,
were fighting for the last hot cross bun.

As they lay on the aisles of the Tesco,
(cryin, cryin, cryin)
knocking over the cakes and the bread,
(and the bread)
as they lay in the aisles of the tesco,
these were the last words they said.....

Ohhhhhhhh we are the evertonians,
our ground is made of wood,
were horrible bitter ********,
cos we've never been that good,
we support a team thats dressed in blue,
a team that no-one knows,
a team sponsored by TESCO,
cause thats were we buy our clothes.

12, 123, 1234 pound off!!!!


And that´s it.......