Friday, May 30, 2008

History.

The
main
reason
for
the
third

Reich
losing
world
war
two
was.

Hitler
never played Risk as a child.

If he had. He would have known,
you could never hold on to the
Asian countries and the far North Soviets.

Also modern time research has come up with
an explanation that concludes he was never burped
after being breastfed.
But that's another story.
And awaits better times.


Happy trails........

To better yourself.
















This rare photo, showing Drogba upright and not
crying, was taken in front of Jack Cousteau's diving school.
Where he will be spending most of his summer perfecting,
his dive.

According to his manager, he´s willing to do anything to
put on the best show he possibly can on the pitch next season.


PS.
He also carries a woman's purse?


Put that in your pipe and smoke it.

Friday, May 9, 2008

The big illusion?
























Picture above.

One of the first women's organized protest against
liquor.

Then.

These women took it a step to far and because
of them the prohibition took place in the USA.

Hence the general idea, that the government should
decide what´s good for you and what´s not.

Women against alcohol.

What the fuck do they know?

Fact:
These women had never been laid.
And that particular condition held to
the day they died.

And lying on their deathbed they muttered.
" My god was I ever wrong."

There is not a sober man in the world that would have
tried to open one of these can of worms.

And they knew it.


TGIF.

Breaking News!













In news.

Tom want´s some more baby´s.

Katie don´t want Toms Cruise missile in her ever again.

So what will be the Scientific result for that??


TGIF:

Horny Friday.

Funny Friday.

It´s never that true.





















TGIF.

Thursday, May 8, 2008

Shot or shit ?

Brains!








I just recently begun working at
sea again.

And when at sea your old brain
kick starts it self on again.

At sea you have your working hours.
But in your free time, it´s actually
your free time.

No family problems, no mail,no phone calls,
no traffic, no shopping, the time you get off duty
it´s all for you, and it can be really nice when
you just about had enough of your self ,you
just tell your self to go to bed.

It´s really relieving.