If I want your opinion, I´ll beat it out of you.

2011-11-06T06:46:00.000-08:00

MBL. " Þór gnæfir yfir Ægi. "
Ég segi. Já sem betur fer.
Því ef það er eitthvað sem þessi fyrirsögn segir.
Þá er það, það. Að við höfðum átt að smíða Varðskip miklu fyrr.
Að horfa á þessi skip saman, hlýtur að setja á mann þá hugsun.
Stopp!
Þarna vantar eina eða tvær kynslóðir ( Skipa )á milli þessara skipa.
En Gæzlan hefur löngum verið olnbogabarn.
Landhelgisgæzla Íslands er samt þannig olnbogabarn að þegar hún er búin að sitja á hakanum það lengi að skaptið er farið að aflagast.
Þá gerast kraftaverk.
Nýtt skip. ((Þyrlur)) og sprengjudeild.
Og ekki bara nýtt heldur gott skip.
Búinn að skoða það sjálfur og varð gáttaður.En einhvernveginn miðað við hversu flott það var, fannst mér það svolítið grátt.
Seinna þegar ég var kominn heim fattaði ég það svo.
Já það á að vera grátt.
En.
Sem meðlimur í síðustu áhöfn á gamla Þór.
Finnst mér æðislegt að það skuli vera kominn annar.
Megi hann lengi bera gæfu.

Immagaddus segir.

A joke.

2010-09-03T02:09:00.000-07:00

THE PIED RATTER:

A tourist walked into a Brighton curio/antique shop in England . After looking around for a while, he noticed a very life-like bronze statue of a rat.

It had no price tag, but it was so striking that he decided to buy it anyway.

He took it to the owner and said: "How much is this bronze rat?"

The owner replied: "It's £12 for the rat, and £100 for the story."

The tourist gave the owner his £12 and said: "I'll just take the rat, you can keep the story."

As he walked off down the street, he noticed that a few real rats had crawled out of the sewers and begun following him.

This was a little disconcerting, so he started to walk a little faster, but within a couple of blocks the swarm of rats had grown to hundreds, and they were all squealing and screeching in a very menacing way.

He increased his speed and ran on towards the beach, and as he ran, he looked behind him and saw the rats now numbered in their MILLIONS, and they were running faster & faster.

By now very concerned, he ran to down the pier and threw the bronze rat far out into the water.

Amazingly, the millions of real rats jumped into the water after it and were all drowned.

The man walked back to relate all this to the shop owner, who said:
"Ah, you've come back for the story then?"

"No," said the tourist, "I came back to see if you've got a bronze Muslim Fundamentalist Cleric, a couple of immigrants and Anything French!"

US. State. Forces.

2010-08-25T14:00:00.000-07:00

Why isn´t the US armed forces enlisting more gay men? I think they should. The armed forces would know much sooner when to pull out off a shithole.

Put that into your pibe and smoke it.

What I think now about LFC.

2009-11-19T07:57:00.001-08:00

Benites must be using this one.

Put that in your pipe and smoke it.

True or false??

2009-05-15T06:32:00.000-07:00

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns,
because they taste funny????

I´m just asking.

Why not all..?

2009-05-15T05:50:00.000-07:00

I think if the US armed forces were entirely enlisted by gay´s.
They would know much sooner when to pull out of a shit hole.

That´s about it really.

Gillet and Hickup.

2009-01-20T10:15:00.000-08:00

Witch picture is the true one?

I just wonder.........

We won the Bridge,

2008-10-26T13:10:00.000-07:00

You'll Never Walk Alone.

We won today.

And I´m a happy bunny.

Cheers!

Logo.

2008-10-13T07:46:00.000-07:00

The new logo for the new Icelandic banks.

2. True.

2008-10-13T07:44:00.001-07:00

Cheers.

Blonds.

2008-09-29T23:32:00.000-07:00

Some blonds don´t seem to know how to use
a blue tooth.

Song for next saturday.

2008-09-25T08:30:00.000-07:00

For Those of you who don't know it, learn this for Saturday to **** the bitters off!

Alternative 'Poor scouser Tommy'

Let me tell you a story of a poor team,
who were sent far away from their home,
to live in the old sticks of Knowsley,
where only the cattle do roam.

They were banished to a lower division,
had no hope of seeing far foreign lands,
the fans swarmed around in their hundreds,
with their TESCO bags in their hands.

Well the battle started the next morning,
over at aisle number one,
those poor evertonian b*st*rds,
were fighting for the last hot cross bun.

As they lay on the aisles of the Tesco,
(cryin, cryin, cryin)
knocking over the cakes and the bread,
(and the bread)
as they lay in the aisles of the tesco,
these were the last words they said.....

Ohhhhhhhh we are the evertonians,
our ground is made of wood,
were horrible bitter ********,
cos we've never been that good,
we support a team thats dressed in blue,
a team that no-one knows,
a team sponsored by TESCO,
cause thats were we buy our clothes.

12, 123, 1234 pound off!!!!

And that´s it.......

How far is enough?

2008-09-17T10:45:00.000-07:00

This poor woman wanted to have a face of a cat.
And went to a plastic surgeon.

Enough already.

She looks like the mother of the Joker for fuck sake.

Does she really wants her face to resemble a pussy?

I dread to think how her genitalia looks like.

It may not necessarily look like a pussy.

Think of that, and try to go to sleep.

And there is a God.

2008-09-13T08:08:00.000-07:00

You newer walk alone. (Play it loud. Play it Proud.)

We were victorious today.
Seven long years came to a result after almost 95 minutes
of pitch time.

After a kick in the nuts 0n the third minute when Tevez
scored,
the Liverpool team actually pulled their act together.

The squad showed us today, that they are actually
a force to be reckoned with.

Move over you sceptics, we are on the rise.

And put that in your pipe and smoke it.

What?

2008-09-12T20:33:00.000-07:00

Does she like banger and mash.
Or just old plane haggish??

I wonder.

Rude?

2008-08-22T08:37:00.001-07:00

A guy was walking on a beach,
when he came op on a girl lain
on a towel.

She had no legs and no hands.

Basically a torso, with a head.

And she was crying.

He asks:
Why are you crying?

She:
I´m 22 years old and I´v never been kissed.

He, leans over her and gives her the most tender kiss in the world.

As he moves along ,she begins to cry again.

He turns back and asks.

Why are you crying'

She answer:
I´m 22 years old, and I´v never been screwed.

He picks her gently up walks calmly few steps and
throws her into the sea and says.

Well you are screwed now.

Friday ain't it.

friday.

2008-08-01T08:40:00.000-07:00

Talk about stating the obvious.

Sometimes.

2008-07-31T18:58:00.000-07:00

I have been at sea for the past weeks without TV or
decent radio, besides from long wave.
So when this came up on the teli, but without sound.
My instant thought was.

Oh ! No !

They have arrested father Christmas for underage
sex.

Later I learned that the guy in the photo is
just plane old looking mass murdering fuckhead.

Throw him in a jail cell with Barbara Streisand
for 20 years.

That will teach him.

How to say no.

2008-07-12T11:20:00.000-07:00

Abasakur (Papua New Guinea)                Oya
Abenaki (Maine USA, Montreal Canada)       Nda
Abenaki (Maine USA, Montreal Canada)       Ôda
Abun (Indonesia)                           Nde
Acateco (San Miguel Acatlán Guatemala)     K'amaj
Acateco (San Miguel Acatlán Guatemala)     C'am
Achí (Baja Verapaz Guatemala)              N...taj
Achuar (Ecuador)                           Tsaa
Adyghe (Middle East)                       Haw
Adyghe (Middle East)                       Hawaa
Afar (Ethiopia, Eritrea, Djibouti)         Maley
Afrikaans (Southern Africa)                Nee
Afrikaans (Southern Africa)                Geen
Agua Caliente (California USA)             Gai
Aguaruna (Peru)                            Atsá
Aguateco (Huehuetenango Guatemala)         Ci
[Akan, see Asante and Fante]
Akha (Thailand)                            Mah nguh
Aklanon (Philippines)                      Indi
Alabamu (Texas USA)                        Ánkobi
Albanian (Albania, Yugoslavia)             Jo
Alsacian (Alsace France)                   Ne
Altai (Russia)                             Jok
Alyawarr (Australia)                       Arangkwa
Alyawarr (Australia)                       -iyanga
Amharic (Ethiopia)                         Yelem
Amharic (Ethiopia)                         Aydelem
Amharic (Ethiopia)                         Aye
Amharic (Ethiopia)                         Ie
Ami (Australia)                            Way
Amis (Taiwan)                              Cuwa
Amuzgo (Oaxaca & Guerrero Mexico)          Ti
Anindilyakwa (Australia)                   Nari
[Anishinaabe, see Ojibwe]
Anglo-Saxon (England)                      Na
Apache (Arizona USA)                       Dah
Apabhramsha (India)                        Ma
Apuchikwar (India)                         Poyeda
Arabic (Middle East, North Africa)         Lay
Arabic (Middle East, North Africa)         Laa
Arabic (Middle East, North Africa)         La
Arabic (North Africa)                      Lela
[Arawak, see Taino]
Arberesh (Hora e Arbereshevet Italy)       Jo
Arberesh (Sicily Italy)                    Jo
Ariti (Brazil)                             Maiçá
Armenian (Armenia, Russia, Middle East)    Voch
Armenian [Eastern] (Armenia)               Che
Aromunian (Greece, Balkans)                Nu
Asante (Ghana)                             Daabí
Ashkun (Afghanistan)                       Ma
Assyrian (Iran, Iraq, Syria)               La
Asturian (Spain)                           Non
Asturian (Spain)                           Nun
Atayal (Taiwan)                            Iyat
Ateso (Uganda)                             Mam
Auca (Ecuador)                             Ba
Auca (Ecuador)                             Wín
[Aukan, see Ndjuka]
Awa (Papua New Guinea)                     Ahq áho
Awa (Papua New Guinea)                     Aqa
Awakabal (Australia)                       Keawai
Aymará (Bolivia, Peru, Chile)              Janiwa
Aymará (Bolivia, Peru, Chile)              Janiw
Aymará (Bolivia, Peru, Chile)              Jani
Aymará (Bolivia, Peru, Chile)              Janixay
Aymará (Bolivia, Peru, Chile)              Janixä
Ayticha Yokuts (California USA)            Gatu
Azerbaijani (Azerbaijan, Iran)             Yox
[Azeri, see Azerbaijani]
[Aztec, see Náhuatl]

Bagandji (Australia)                       Gila
Bagesu (Central Africa)                    Sinalubiri
Bagesu (Central Africa)                    Ah ah
Bakitara (Central Africa)                  Nangwa
Balochi (Pakistan)                         Enna
Bambara (Mali)                             Ayi
Bandjalang (Australia)                     Yagam
Bandjalang (Australia)                     Yugam
[Bangla, see Bengali]
Bankalachi (USA)                           Hais
Basabei (Central Africa)                   Katai
Basabei (Central Africa)                   Kutai
[Basa Sunda, see Sundanese]
Bashkir (Russia)                           Yok
Basque (France, Spain)                     Ez
Batak (Indonesia, Sumatra, Philippines)    Daong
[Bavarian, see German (Bavaria)]
Belorussian (Belarus)                      Ne
Belorussian (Belarus)                      Nie
Bemba (Zambia, Congo)                      Awe
Bengali (India, Bangladesh)                Na
Bété (Cameroon)                            Bobo
Bidyara (Australia)                        Gara
Biloxi (Mississippi Valley USA)            Ni
[Bisayan, see Visayan]
Bislama (Vanuatu)                          No
Blackfoot (Alberta Canada, Montana USA)    Saa
Bobangi (Upper Congo West Central Africa)  Te
Boboda (Burkina Faso, Mali)                Ao
[Bobo Fing, see Boboda]
Bojigiab (India)                           Poi-e
Bosnian (Bosnia and Hercegovina)           Ne
Bosnian (Bosnia and Hercegovina)           Hm  
Boyubi (Bolivia)                           Awíje    
Brahui (Afghanistan)                       All-    
Breton (Brittany France)                   Nann
Breton (Brittany France)                   Ket
Brigidian (western Ireland)                Nope
Bru (Thailand)                             Taah
Bugi (Indonesia)                           Mu-
Bugotu (Solomon Islands)                   Teo
Bukusu (Mt. Elgon Kenya)                   Taawe
Bulgarian (Bulgaria)                       Ne
Bulu (Cameroon)                            Momo
Bunaba (Australia)                         Ngai
Burmese (Myanmar)                          Mahou'hpu
Burmese (Myanmar)                          Mahou'pabu
Burarra (Australia)                        Gala
Burushashki (Northern Pakistan)            Bee
Burushashki (Northern Pakistan)            Be
Burushashki (Northern Pakistan) [emphatic] Bee ya
[Byelorussian, see Belorussian]

Cahita (United States) [said by men]       E
Cahita (United States) [said by women]     Ee
Cahita (California United States)          É'e
Cahto [Kato] (California United States)    Doo-yee
Cahuilla (California United States)        Kily
Cahuilla (California United States)        E
Cahuilla (California United States)        Kí'i
Cakchiquel [Kakchiquel] (Guatemala)        Ma...ta
Cakchiquel [Kakchiquel] (Guatemala)        Maan
[Cambodian, see Khmer]
Cantonese [Chinese] (China)                Mhai
Cassubian (Northweast Poland)              Nie'
Catalan (Andorra, France, Spain)           No
[Cebuano, see Visayan]
Cham (Southeast Asia)                      Ô
Chamorro (Guam)                            Ahe'
Charagua (Bolivia)                         Ándi
Chatino (Tataltepec Mexico)                Ná
Chawchila (Chowchilla California USA)      Ohò'm
Chechen (Northern Caucasus)                Haan-haan
Chechen (Northern Caucasus)                Haa-ha'
Chechen (Northern Caucasus)                Dac
Chemehuevi (California USA)                Ka'c
Chemehuevi (California USA)                Ka'cu
Chemehuevi (California USA)                Katcokma
Cherokee (North America)                   Tla
Cherokee (North America)                   V'-tla
Cherokee (North America)                   Tla-hv
Cheyenne (United States)                   Hová'âháne
Chichewa (South Africa, Malawi)            Iyayi
Chichewa (South Africa, Malawi)            Iyaye
[Chinese, see Cantonese, Hakka, Hoi San, Hokkien and Mandarin]
Chinook Jargon (North America)             No
Chinook Jargon (North America)             Halo
Chinook Jargon (North America)             Wake
Chinyanja (Africa)                         Íài
Chinyanja (Africa)                         Iyayi
[Chippewa, see Ojibwe]
Chiriguano (Bolivia)                       Ani
Chitonga (Zambia)                          Pepe
Choctaw (Oklahoma United States)           Keyu
Choctaw (Oklahoma United States)           Ahanh
Choctaw (Oklahoma United States)           Chikimba
Choctaw (Oklahoma United States)           Iksho
Chol (Mexico)                              Mach
Chol (Mexico)                              Ma'
Chol (Mexico)                              Ma'anic

Chontal (Guatemala) [before consonant]     Ma
Chontal (Guatemala) [before vowel]         Mach
Chontal (Guatemala)                        Xá'ñí
Chontal (Guatemala)                        Hañí
Chorti (Guatemala)                         Ma
Choynok (California USA)                   Ohom
Choynimni Yokuts (Kings River Calif. USA)  K'amu
Chuj (Guatemala)                           Ma
Chukaimina Yokuts (California USA)         K'amu
Chukchansi Yokuts (Fresno California USA)  Ohóm
Chumash (Santa Barbara California USA)     Sewilx
Chumash (Santa Barbara California USA)     Amo
Chumash (Santa Barbara California USA)     Se
Chumash (Santa Cruz California USA)        Anictu
Chumash (Santa Cruz Island California USA) Museil
Chumash (Santa Ynez California USA)        Pwo
Chuvash (Russia)                           Chuk
Chunut Yokuts (California USA)             Ohom
Cochimi (Mexico)                           Nyi
Comanche (United States)                   Kai
Comanche (United States)                   Keka
Comanche (United States)                   Ko
Comanche (United States)                   Tocusé
Comori (Comoros)                           La
Congo (Zaire)                              Vê
Congo (Cuba)                               Nani
[Conibo, see Shipibo]
Cora (Mexico)                              Kai
Cora (Mexico)                              Kamu
Cora (Mexico)                              Kepu
Cornish [Kemmyn] (Great Britain)           Nag eus
Cornish [modern] (Great Britain)           Na
Cornish [unified] (Great Britain)          Nag usy
Corsican (Corsica)                         Non
Corsican (Corsica)                         Innò
Costanoan (Monterey California USA)        Kue
Costanoan (San Francisco California USA)   Akwi
Costanoan (San Jose California USA)        Akwe
Costanoan (San Juan Bautista California)   Ekwe
Costanoan (Santa Clara California USA)     Elekic
Costanoan (Santa Cruz California USA)      Eka
Cree (Canada)                              Mwâc
Cree (Canada)                              Namôya
Cree (Canada)                              Mola
Creek [Muskogee] (United States)           Kus
Creek [Muskogee] (United States)           Mónkos
Creek [Muskogee] (United States)           Hekúst
Creole (Haiti)                             Non
[Creole (Seychelles), see Seselwa]
Croatian (Croatia, Bosnia)                 Ne
Crow (United States)                       Sa
Crow (United States)                       Su
Crow (United States)                       Déta
Czech (Czech Republic)                     Ne

Dagaare (Ghana, Burkina Faso)              Ai
Danish (Denmark, Greenland)                Nej
Dawan (West Timor Indonesia)               Kaha'
Dekelh [Lheidli, Saik'uz] (Canada)         'Andooh
Dekelh [Nak'albun] (Canada)                'Awundooh
[Delaware, see Lenape]
Dhangu (Australia)                         Yagu
Dhivehi (Maldives)                         Noon
Diegueno (United States)                   Umaaw
Dinka (Sudan)                              Aliu
Diola (Senegal)                            Hani
Diyari (Australia)                         Wata
Djamindjung (Australia)                    Guran
Djapu (Australia)                          Yaga
[Dohema, see Eudeve]
Dumna Yokuts (San Joaquin River Cal. USA)  Ohóm
Dusun (Sabah Malaysia)                     A'ou
Dutch (Netherlands, Belgium)               Nee
Dutch (Netherlands, Belgium)               Neen
Dyirbal (Queensland Australia)             Yimba

Ekegusii (Kenya)                           Aa
Emakhua (Africa)                           Kha-
Emdimbich (California USA)                 Gadu
Enga (Papua New Guinea)                    Daá
English (Britain, Australia, America)      No
English (America) [informal]               Nope
English (America) [informal]               Uh-uh
English [Strine dialect] (Australia)       Nut
English [Texan] (Texas United States)      Naw
English [Michigan slang] (Michigan USA)    Nah
English [Michigan slang] (Michigan USA)    No way
English [Middle English] (old Britain)     Na
English [old English] (older Britain)      Nese
[Eskimo, see Inuktitut and Inuttut]
Esperanto (international use)              Ne
Esselen [Henshaw] (California USA)         Me'-tea
Esselen [Henshaw] (California USA)         A'na
Esselen [La Perouse] (California USA)      Maal
Estonian (Estonia)                         Ei
Estonian (Saaremaa Estonia)                Ep
Estonian (Saaremaa Estonia)                Es
Estonian (Viru-Nigula Estonia)             Eiba
Estonian (Võrumaa Estonia)                 Eih
Estonian (Võrumaa Estonia)                 Õih
Etruscan (old Europe)                      Ein
Eudeve (Mexico)                            Quéta
Even (Russia)                              Aan
Even (Russia)                              Aach
Evenki (Russia)                            Aachin
Ewondo (Cameroun)                          Koa

Fang (Gabon)                               Koko
Fante (Ghana, Burkina Faso)                Aaha
Faroese (Faroe Islands)                    Nei
Farsi [Persian] (Iran, Afghanistan)        Nah
Farsi (Tajikistan)                         Ne
Fernandino (Southern California USA)       Xai
Fijian (Fiji)                              Sega
[Filipino, see Tagalog and Visayan]
Finnish (Finland)                          Ei
[Flemish, see Dutch (Belgium)]
Fon (Benin, Togo)                          Eo
Fore (Papua New Guinea)                    A'a
French (France, Africa, America)           Non
Frisian [Westerlauwer Frisian] (Germany)   Nee
Friulian (Italy)                           Nò
Fulani [Pular] (West Africa)               Ala
Futuna-Aniwa (Vanuatu)                     Jikai

Gaam (Eastern Sudan)                       Wà
Gabrielino (California United States)      Xai
Gagauz (Moldova)                           Diyl yola
Galician (Spain)                           Non
Gallo (Britany Northern France)            Nenni
Gallo (Britany Northern France)            Nona
Gallo (Britany Northern France)            Nani
Gamilaraay [Kamilaroi] (Australia)         Gamil
Ganda [Luganda] (Uganda)                   Nedda
Ganda [Luganda] (Uganda)                   'Aa
Ganda [Luganda] (Uganda)                   'Aaà
Gascon (France)                            Nani
Gashowu Yokuts (Dry Creek California USA)  K'amu
Gaviao (Brazil)                            Áo
Gaviao (Brazil)                            Óhv
Georgian [Kartuli] (Georgia)               Ah-ra
Georgian [Kartuli] (Georgia)               Ara
German (Central Europe)                    Nein
German (Central Europe) [slang]            Nö
German (Central Europe) [slang]            Nie
German (Vienna Austria) [slang]            Naa
German (Berlin Germany) [spoken language]  Nee
German (Switzerland and Lichtenstein)      Nei
German [Südhessisch] (Germany)               Naa
German (Bavaria) [spoken language]         Na
Giramay (Queensland Australia)             Maya
Gitanemuk (California USA)                 Nau
Greek [Hellenic] (Greece, Cyprus)          Ochi
[Greenlandic, see Inuttut]
Griko (Salento Italy)                      De'ngje
Guaja (Brazil)                             Nã'ã
Guarani (Paraguay, Brazil, Bolivia)        Ahaniri
Guarani (Paraguay, Brazil, Bolivia)        Nahániri
Gujarati (Gujarat State, India)            NahiiN
Gujarati (Gujarat State, India)            Naa
Gujarati (Gujarat State, India)            Ma
Gumatj (Australia)                         Yaka
Gumbaynggir (Australia)                    Biway
Gundungurra (Australia)                    Gurrangung
Guniyandi (Australia)                      Manari
[Gypsy, see Romani]

Haida (United States)                      Aya
Hakka [Chinese] (China)                    Mo
Harari [Adare] (Ethiopia)                  Me
Hausa (West Africa)                        Babu
Hausa (West Africa)                        A'a
Hawaiian (Hawaii)                          'A'ole
Hebrew (Israel)                            Lo
[Hellenic, see Greek]
[Heve, see Eudeve]
Hidatsa (North Dakota USA)                 Desa
Hidatsa (North Dakota USA)                 Nesats
Hindi (India, East Asia)                   Ji nahi
Hindi (India, East Asia)                   Nahin
Hindi (India, East Asia)                   Hye
Hindi (India, East Asia)                   Ji nahin
Hindi (India, East Asia)                   Naheen
Hindustani (India)                         Na
Hmong [Miao] (Laos, Thailand)              Tsis
Hmong (Vietnam)                            Chúi muá
Hñähñu (Mexico)                            Hina
Hoi San (China)                            M hai
Hokkien [Chinese] (Taiwan)                 M si an-ne
Hokkien [Chinese] (Taiwan)                 Msi
Hokkien [Chinese] (Taiwan)                 Bo
Hokkien [Chinese] (Taiwan)                 M tioh
Hokkien [Chinese] (Singapore, Indonesia)   Mmsi
Hometwoli Yokuts (Kern Lake Calif. USA)    Uhun
Hopi (United States)                       Qa'é
Hopi (United States)                       Gae'
Hopi (United States)                       K'ae'
Houailou (New Caledonia)                   Aè
Huambisa (Peru)                            Atsa
Huastec (Mexico)                           Ib
Huave (Mexico)                             Ngwüy
Huave (Mexico)                             Ngome
Huave (Mexico)                             Ngo
Huichol (Mexico)                           Ka-
Hungarian [Magyar] (Hungary)               Nem

Icelandic (Iceland)                        Nei
Icetot (Uganda)                            Ntondo
Ido (international use)                    No
[Ik, see Icetot]
Ilokano [Ilocano] (Philippines)            Saan
Ilokano [Ilocano] (Philippines)            Haan
Indo-European (old Europe)                 Ne
Indonesian (Indonesia, Suriname)           Tidak
Indonesian (Indonesia) [informal]          ndak
Indonesian (Indonesia) [informal]          nggak
Indonesian (Indonesia) [informal]          kagak
Indonesian (Indonesia) [don't]             Jangan
Indonesian (Indonesia) [not yet]           Belum
Indonesian (Indonesia) [for things]        Bukan
Ingush (Russia)                            Aa
Innu (Quebec Canada)                       Maawaach
Interlingua (constructed)                  No
Interlingua (constructed)                  Non
Inuktitut (Canada, Alaska)                 Naaga
Inuktitut (Canada)                         Naamik
Inuktitut (Canada)                         Aagaa
Inuktitut (Baffin Island Canada)           Aakka
Inuktitut (Alaska)                         Naagga
Inuktitut (Alaska)                         Naaka
Inuttut [Greenlandic] (Greenland)          Naamik
Irish (Ireland) [it isn't]                 Ní hea
Ishkashmi (Tajikistan)                     No
Ishkashmi (Tajikistan)                     Ne
Italian (Central Europe, E Africa)         No
Itbayaten (Batanes Philippines)            Engga
Itzá (Mexico)                              Ma'
Ivasayen (Batanes Philippines)             Omba
Ixcatec (Mexico)                           'A
Ixcatec (Mexico)                           Na
Izoceno [Tapii] (Bolivia)                  Ani
Ixil (Guatemala)                           Ye'

Jacaltec (Guatemala)                       Mach
Jacaru [Jaqaru] (South America)            Isha
Japanese (Japan)                           Iie
Japanese [Kumamoto] (Japan)                Nne
Japanese [Kyo Kotoba] (Kyoto Japan)        Iya
Japanese [Sendaiben] (Sendai Japan)        Yanda
Japanese [Tosaben] (Shikoku Japan)         Ingeno
Javanese (Indonesia) [high Javanese]       Mboten
Javanese (Indonesia)                       Ora
Javanese (Indonesia) [for things: not]     Sanes
Jèrriais (Jersey)                          Nannîn
Juaneño (Southern California USA)          Kayon

Kabuverdianu (Cape Verde)                  Nau
Kabyle (Algeria)                           Ak
Kadazan (Sabah Malaysia)                   A'ou
Kaingwa (South America)                    Ahani
Kaipipende (Bolivia)                       Áni
Kala Kawaw Ya (Australia)                  Lawnga
Kalamai (Australia)                        Kuru
Kalasha (India)                            Ne
Kalasha (India)                            Moh
Kaliai-Kove (New Guinea)                   Mao
Kaliai-Kove (New Guinea) [emphatic]        Mako
Kalmyk (Russia)                            Uga
Kamayura (Brazil)                          Anité
[Kamilaroi, see Gamilaraay]
Kamviri (South Asia)                       N'a'i
Kanjobal [Q'anjob'al] (Guatemala)          K'amaq
Kanjobal [Q'anjob'al] (Guatemala)          C'am
Kannada (India)                            Beda
Kannada (India)                            Illa
Kanuri (Nigeria)                           A a
Kapampangan (Philippines)                  Ali
Kapingamarangi (Pacifc Islans)             Deeai
Karaim (Trakai Lithuania)                  Jo
Karawatarenda (Bolivia)                    Áni
Karelian (Finland, Russia)                 Ei
Karen (Burma)                              Mwe é
[Kartuli, see Georgian]
Kashmiri (Pakistan)                        Ne-keh
Kashmiri (Pakistan)                        Ma
Kâte (Papua New Guinea)                    Aricne
Kathlamet (Oregon United States)           Ka'ya
Kaurareg (Australia)                       Lawnga
Kawaiisu (California United States)        Kètô
Kawesqar (Chile)                           Kiép
Kayabi (Brazil)                            -eém
Kazakh (Kazahkstan, Central Asia, China)   Zhoq
Kechayi Yokuts (San Joaquin River Ca. USA) Ohom
Kekchi (Guatemala)                         Ink'a
Kekchi (Guatemala)                         Ma
Kekchi (Cahabon Guatemala)                 Ink'a'
Khakas (Russia)                            Chox
Khakea (Botswana, Namibia)                 Taku
Khakea (Botswana, Namibia)                 ||ka
Khmer [Cambodian] (Cambodia)               Te
Khmer [Cambodian] (Cambodia)               Ot te
Khmu (Laos)                                Pa
Khowar (Central Asia)                      No
Khowar (Central Asia)                      Moh
Kiga (Africa)                              Ingaaha

Kikamba (Tanzania)                         Ayee
Kikongo (Congo Africa)                     Vê
Kikuyu (Kenya)                             Aca
Kikuyu (Kenya)                             Tiguo
Kiluba (Zaire)                             Aa
Kinyarwanda (Rwanda)                       Oya
Kipsigis (Kenya)                           Acha
Kirgiz (Kyrgyzstan)                        Jok
Kirundi [Rundi] (Burundi)                  Oya
Kisanga (Bunkeya Congo-Kinshasa)           Yo
Kiswahili [Swahili] (Africa)               Hapana
Kiswahili [Swahili] (Africa)               A-a
Klallam (Washington United States)         ?awa
Koasati (Alabama & Oklahoma United States) Íniko
Kohistani (Central Asia)                   Ni
Koiari (Papua New Guinea)                  Bebe
Komi-Permyak (Russia)                      Aga
Komi-Zyryan (Russia)                       Abu
Konkani [Konknni] (India)                  Naa
Korean (Korea)                             Aniyo
Korean (Korea)                             Animnida
Koromfe (Burkina Faso)                     Ajo
Koromfe (Burkina Faso)                     Ajej
Kosraean (Micronesia)                      Moh
Krèyol (Haiti)                             Non
Kriol (Northern Australia)                 Nomo
Kukatja (Australia)                        Wiya
Kuna (Panama)                              Suli
Kung-ekoka (Angola)                        |kúa
Kung-ekoka (Angola)                        |kúi
Kurak (northwestern California USA)        Pûuhara
Kurdi [Kurmanji] (Iran, Iraq)              Na
Kurdi [Kurmanji] (Iran, Iraq)              Ne
Kurdi [Kurmanji] (Iran, Iraq)              Neu
Kurdi [Kurmanji] (Iran, Iraq)              No
Kurukh (India)                             Mala
Kutenai (BC Canada, Idaho & Montana USA)   Mats
Kutthung (Australia)                       Gooran
Kwanyama (Angola, Namibia)                 Aaye
Kwanyama (Angola, Namibia) [emphatic]      Ahawe
Kwanyama (Angola, Namibia) [emphatic]      Ahowe
[Kweyol, see Creole]
=/Kh'au//'e (Botwana, Namibia)             |ka
=/Kh'au//'e (Botwana, Namibia)             |kwa
=/Kh'au//'e (Botwana, Namibia)             ka:

Ladakhi (India, Pakistan)                  Man
Ladakhi (India, Pakistan)                  Biduk
Ladin (Italy)                              No
Lagunillas (Bolivia)                       Áni
Lahu (Thailand)                            Mah hey
Laiman (North America)                     Ñi
Lakhota (North America)                    Hiya
Lakhota (North America)                    Shnee
Lao (Laos)                                 Bo
[Lappish, see Sami]
Latin (ancient Rome, Vatican)              Non
Latin (ancient Rome, Vatican)              Nullus
Latin (ancient Rome, Vatican)              Minime
Latvian (Latvia)                           Ne
Lenakel (New Hebrides Pacifc Islands)      Kapwa
Lenape [Delaware] (United States)          Ku
Lenape [Delaware] (United States)          Mata
Lenape (Delaware United States)            Kuta
Lenape (Delaware United States)            U mayay
Lenape (Delaware United States)            Ta hashi
Lenape (Delaware United States)            Ta chich
Lenape (Delaware United States)            Mahchikwi
Lenape (Delaware United States)            Alalan
Lenape (Delaware United States)            Ku kesi
Lenape (Delaware United States)            Ku nkesi
Lenape (Delaware United States)            Ku ktakohchi
Lenape (Delaware United States)            Ku ntakohchi
Lenape (Delaware United States)            Okeksene
Leningitij (Australia)                     Ngga'
Lingala (Congo, Angola)                    Té
Lingua Franca (Mediterranean)              No
Lingua Franca (Mediterranean)              Non
Lithuanian (Lithuania)                     Ne
Lithuanian (Lithuania) [very informal]     A'a
Lithuanian (Lithuania) [very informal]     M'm
Livonian (Latvia, Estonia)                 Äb
Livonian (Latvia, Estonia) [you]           Ät
Livonian (Latvia, Estonia) [me/I]          Äb
Loglan (international)                     No
Low Saxon (Eastern Friesland)              Nee
Low Saxon [Northern Low Saxon] (Germany)   Nee
Low Saxon [Westphalian] (Germany)          Ne
[Luganda, see Ganda]
Luiseño (Southern California USA)          Qay
Luiseño (Southern California USA)          Gai
Lunda (Zambia)                             Inehi
Lunyankole (South Uganda)                  Ngaaha
Lunyoro (West Uganda)                      Nangwa
Lunyoro (West Uganda)                      Kwaha
Luo (Sudan, Kenya)                         Ooyo
Lushootseed (Seattle Washington USA)       Xwí?
Luvale (Zambia)                            Kagute
Luxemburgish (Luxemburg)                   Neen
Luxemburgish (Luxemburg)                   Nee

Mabuiag (Australia)                        Lawnga
Macedonian (Macedonia)                     Ne
Mae [Emwae] (New Hebrides Pacifc Islands)  Ikai
Magindano (New Guinea)                     Dele
[Magyar, see Hungarian]
Malagasy (Madagascar)                      Tsia
Malagasy (Madagascar)                      An, an
Malay (Malaysia, Brunei)                   Tidak
Malay (Malaysia, Brunei)                   Bukan
Maltese (Malta)                            Le
Mam (Guatemala)                            Mi
Mam (Guatemala)                            Min
Mampruli (Ghana)                           Ai
Mamu (Queensland Australia)                Yimba
Manchu (China)                             Waka
Manchu (China) [not]                       Aku
Mandarin [Chinese] (China)                 Bu shi zhe yang
Mandarin [Chinese] (China)                 Bu dui
Mandarin [Chinese] (China)                 Meiyou
Mandarin [Chinese] (China)                 Bu shi
Mandinka (Senegal, Gambia)                 Hani
Mang (China, Thailand, Vietnam)            Ham
Mansi [Vogul] (Russia)                     Aat
Maohi (South Pacific)                      Aita
Maori (New Zealand)                        Kao
Maori (Cook Islands)                       Kare
[Mapuche, see Mapudungun]
Mapudungun [Mapuche] (Chile)               Mü
Marathi (Maharashtra India)                Nahi
Mari (Russia)                              Uke
Maridjabin (Australia)                     Ampi
Marimanindji (Australia)                   Mampi
Maringgar (Australia)                      Ampu
Marshallese (Marshall Islands)             Jaab
Masai (Kenya, Tanzania)                    Mme
Mashi (Bukavu Congo-Kinshasa)              Nanga
[Mayan, see Yucatec Maya]
Mayupampa (Bolivia)                        Aepotá?a
Mende (Sierra Leone)                       A-a
Meriam Mir (Australia)                     Nole
[Miao, see Hmong]
Michahay Yokuts (California USA)           Gâmu
Michif [Turtle Mt. Chippewa Cree] (Canada) Noo
Michif [Turtle Mt. Chippewa Cree] (Canada) Pa miyeur
Mien (Laos, Thailand)                      Mv [+ subject]
Mien (Laos, Thailand)                      Maiv [+ subject]
Mien (Vietnam)                             M´i mái
Mikmaq (Canada)                            Moqwa
Mina (Togo)                                Ao
Minangkabau (West Sumatra Indonesia)       Indak
Mingo (North America)                      Hë'ë
Miskito (Nicargua, Honduras)               Apia
Miwok [Amador] (NE Sierra California USA)  Ewutû
Miwok [Bodega] (West Coast California USA) Hama
Miwok [Lake] (N Coast Califorina USA)      Hella
Miwok [Marin] (S Coast Califorina USA)     Huma
Miwok [Mariposa] (S Sierra California USA) Ken
Miwok [N Sierra] (N Sierra California USA) 'Ewyty'
Miwok [N Sierra] (Calif. USA) [informal]   'E'eh
Miwok [Plains] (NW Sierra California USA)  Hela
Miwok [Tuolomne] (Central Sierra Cal. USA) Ewutu
Mixe (Mexico)                              Ka'p
Mixe (Juquila Mexico)                      Kiáp
Mixe (Totontepec Mexico)                   Ka
Mixtec (Santa Catarina Estetla Mexico)     Ña d+u
Mixtec (Xicayan Mexico)                    Koó
Mixtec (Oaxaca Mexico)                     Tú'
Mixtec (Oaxaca Mexico)                     Túu
Mlabri (Laos, Thailand)                    Met
Mobilian (North America)                   Ekshu
Modoc (Northern California)                Q'ay
Möhineyam (California United States)       Nau
Mon (Burma)                                Hùe;'
Mon (Thailand)                             Ha
Monegasque (Monaco)                        Non
Mongolian (Mongolia)                       Ügüi
Mongolian (Mongolia) [not this]            Bish
Mono (Inyo California USA)                 Karu
Mono (North Fork California USA)           Gadu
Mono (North Fork California USA)           Garu
Mòoré (Burkina Faso)                       Ayo
Mopá-maya (Guatemala)                      Ma'
Mordvin (Russia)                           Aras
Mordvin (Russia)                           Ajaš
Mordvin (Russia)                           Aš
Mullukmulluk (Australia)                   Akana

Náhuatl [Aztec] (Mexico, El Salvador)      Amo
Nakota (USA, Canada)                       Hiya
Nanai (Russia)                             Edi
Nanai (Russia)                             Ana:
Nandi (Kenya)                              Achicha
Nangikurrunggurr (Australia)               Minta
Nauruan (Nauru Oceania)                    Iòk
Nauruan (Nauru Oceania)                    Deò ei
Navajo (United States)                     Dooda
Navajo (United States)                     Ndaga'
Naxi (Yunnan China)                        Me waq
Ndebele (Southern Africa)                  Hayi
Ndjebbana (Australia)                      Koma
Ndjuka (Suriname)                          Nono
Nenets (Russia)                            Ya'ngo
Nepali (Nepal)                             Ahaa
Nepali (Nepal) [definition]                Hoina
Nepali (Nepal) [location]                  Chaina
Newari (Nepal)                             Makhu
Ngadjonji (Australia)                      Ngarru
Ngadjunma (Australia)                      Jowandjan
Ngbaka (Africa)                            Ùú
Nhirrpi (Australia) [lit. don't]           Warrayi
Nigerian Pidgin (Nigeria)                  No
Norwegian [Nynorsk, Bokmaal] (Norway)      Nei
Norwegian [Sortlandsk] (Sortland Norway)   Næi
Nukuoro (Pacific Islands)                  Deai
Nupe (Africa)                              Áà
Nupe (Africa)                              Àwâ
Nutúnutu Yokuts (Kings River Calif. USA)   Ohò'm
Nyungar (Australia)                        Juat

[Occitan, see Provencal]
[Ocuilteco, see Tlahuica]
Ofo (North America)                        Ni
Ojibwe [Chippewa] (United States)          Gaawesa
Opata (Mexico)                             Kai
Orok (Russia)                              Ana
Osage (North America)                      Hon'-ka-zhi
Osage (North America)                      On'ka-zhi
Ossetian (Caucasus)                        Nö
Ossetian (Caucasus)                        Næ
Ossetian (Caucasus)                        Noun
Otetela (Lodja Congo-Kinshasa)             Mbu
!O!ung (Angola)                            |kwa
!O!ung (Angola)                            |kwi
!O!ung (Angola)                            Kwi 

Paamese (Vanuatu)                          Vuo
Paamese (Vanuatu)                          Vuol
Paamese (Vanuatu)                          Vuel
Pakanh (Australia)                         Ya'a
Palewyami Yokuts (Poso Creek Calif. USA)   K'ami  
[Palpamadramadra, see Nhirrpi] 
Pame (Mexico)                              Mwi
Pame (Mexico)                              Pame
Pangan (Ulu Aring Malaysia)                Ning
Pangan (Kerbat Malaysia)                   Neng
Papago (United States, Mexico)             Pia'a
Pappua (Papua New Guinea)                  Roba
Parana (Bolivia)                           Aní
Parintintin (Brazil)                       Nãhã
Pashto (Afghanistan, Pakistan)             Na
Pashto (Afghanistan, Pakistan)             Nakhayr
Passamaqoddy (Maine USA) [polite]          Kotama
Passamaqoddy (Maine USA) [slang]           Konotiri
Passamaqoddy (Maine USA) [slang]           Ne
Paumarí (Brazil) [answer to question]      Iniani
Paumarí (Brazil) [forbidding]              Hari'a
Pauserna (Bolivia)                         Áni
Paviotso (California United States)        Karu
Pende (Congo-Kinshasa)                     M'khu
[Penobscot, see Abenaki]
[Persian, see Farsi]
Phorhépecha [Purépecha] (Mexico)           Ámbe
Phorhépecha [Purépecha] (Mexico)           Ástarhu
Phorhépecha [Purépecha] (Mexico)           Ási
[Pidgin English, see Nigerian Pidgin, Pijin and Tok Pisin]
Pijin (Solomon Islands)                    No
Pijin (Solomon Islands)                    Nomoa
[Pikanii, see Blackfoot]
Pima (Mexico)                              Pia'a
Pipil (El Salvador)                        Inte
Pipil (El Salvador)                        Tesu
Pipil (El Salvador)                        Tee
Pitjantjatjara (Australia)                 Wiya
Pikern (Pitcairn Island)                   Eeno
Plattdeutsch (Germany)                     Nau
Plattdeutsch (Germany)                     Nee
[Plautdietsch, see Plattdeutsch]
Pocomam (Guatemala)                        Ma
Pocomam (Guatemala)                        Ntaj
Pocomam (Guatemala)                        Ntax
Pocomam (Guatemala)                        Ta
Pocomchi (Guatemala)                       Maa
Pocomchi (Guatemala)                       Ma...ta
Polish (Poland)                            Nie
Polynesian (Polynesia)                     Si'ai
Polynesian (Polynesia)                     Siei
Pomo (California USA)                      Kui
Popoloca (Mexico)                          Da'
Popoluca (Mexico)                          Caj
Portuguese (Portugal, Brazil)              Não
Potawatomi (North America)                 Co
Provencal [Occitan] (France)               Non
Provencal [Occitan] (France) [formal]      Nani
[Pular, see Fulani]
Punjabi (India)                            Naheen
Punjabi (India)                            Nahi
Pulawat (Micronesia)                       Yaapw
Pulawat (Micronesia)                       Mmm
Pulawat (Micronesia)                       Yeehee
Puoc (Australia)                           Pa

Quechua Ancashino (Ancash Peru)            Manam
Quechua Cochabambino (Cochabamba Bolivia)  Mana
Quechua Cuzqueño (Cuzco Peru)              Manan
Quechua (Andes South America) [forbidding] Ama                
Quiché [K'iche] (Guatemala)                Ma-
Quiché [K'iche] (Guatemala)                Man...taj
Quichua (Ecuador, Argentina)               Mana

Rapanui (Easter Island)                    Ina
[Rarámuri, see Tarahumara]
Rarotongan (South Pacific)                 Kare
Redondo Tupi-Guarani (South America)       Haeñum´
Resígaro (Peru)                            Nií
Resígaro (Peru)                            Niíkó
Resígaro (Peru)                            Niíkámí
Romani [Vlax] [Gypsy] (Europe)             Na
Romani [Sofia Erli] (Bulgaria)             Na
Romanian (Romania)                         Nu
Romansch (Switzerland)                     Na
Rotuman (Pacific Islands)                  'Igka'i
Rotuman (Pacific Islands)                  'Igke'i
[Runasimi, see Quechua]
[Rundi, see Kirundi]
Russian (Russia)                           Nyet

Saanich (Vancouver Island Canada)          ?ewe
Sacapultec (Guatemala)                     Taj
Saami [Lappish] (Scandinavia, Russia)      Ále
Saami [Davvi Saami] [Lappish](Scandinavia) Ii
Saami [Inari Saami] [Lappish](Scandinavia) Ij
Saami [Skolt Saami] [Lappish](Scandianvia) Ij
Sa'dan Toraja (Indonesia)                  Tae
Sakai (Sungai Raya Malaysia)               Täto to
Sakai (Sungai Raya Malaysia)               Tahatna
Sakao (Espiritu Santo Vanuatu)             Meré
Sakao (Espiritu Santo Vanuatu)             Öhö
Samoan (Samoa)                             Leai
San Juan Capistrano (California USA)       Kai
Sango (Central Africa Republic)            Ipo
Saramaccan (Suriname)                      Nõnö
Saramaccan (Suriname)                      Ná
Sara-Ngambay (Chad)                        Waà
Sardinian (Italy)                          No
Sarnami (Suriname, Holland)                Na
Sasak (Indonesia)                          Nde
Savonian (Ylä-Savo Finland)                Ee
Scots (Scotland)                           Naw
Scots (Scotland)                           Nae
Scots [Ulster Scots] (Northern Ireland)    Na
Sema (India)                               Mo
Sepedi (South Africa)                      Aowa
Serbian (Bosnia, Yugoslavia)               Ne
Seri (Mexico)                              Saate
Serrano (California United States)         Nou
Seselwa [Seychelles Creole] (Seychelles)   Non
Sesotho (Lesotho, South Africa)            Tjhe
Sesotho (Lesotho, South Africa)            Tjhee
Sesotho (Lesotho, South Africa)            Aikona
Setswana (Botswana, South Africa)          Nyaa
Setu (Estonia)                             Õiõ
Sherpa [Helambu] (Nepal, Tibet)            Ahha
Sherpa [Helambu] (Nepal, Tibet)            Mecheye
Sherpa [Solu] (Nepal, Tibet)               Me sheki
Shimasiwa (Comoros)                        Uh uh
Shikaviyam (California United States)      Gè
Shina (India, Central Asia)                Neh
Shipibo (Peru)                             Icáma
Shona (Zimbabwe)                           Aiwa
Shona (Zimbabwe)                           Kwete
Shoshoni (United States)                   Kai
Shuar (Ecuador, Peru)                      Atsa
Sicilian (Sicily Italy)                    Nuddu
Sicilian (Sicily Italy)                    Nessunu
Silozi (Zambia)                            Baatili
Sindhi (Pakistan)                          Na
Sindhi (Pakistan)                          Ma
Sinhalese (Sri Lanka)                      Natha
Sipacapa (Guatemala)                       Qa
Siswati [Swazi] (Swaziland)                Ha
Slovak (Slovakia)                          Nie
Slovenian (Slovenia)                       Ne
Solresol (old; international)              Do
Somali (East Africa)                       Maya
Soninke (Mali, Senegal)                    Ayi
Sorbian (eastern Germany)                  Ne
Spanish (Spain, America)                   No
Spokane (United States)                    Tá
Sranan (Suriname)                          Nono
Sundanese [Basa Sunda] (Indonesia)         Heunteu
Sundanese [Basa Sunda] (Indonesia)         Sanes
Sundanese [Basa Sunda] (Indonesia) [don't] Ulah
Sursilvan (Switzerland)                    Na
Swabian (Central Europe)                   Noe
[Swahili, see Kiswahili]
[Swazi, see Siswati]
Swedish (Sweden, Finland)                  Nej

Tachi Yokuts (Tulare Lake California USA)  Ohom
Tagalog (Philippines) [to elder]           Hindi po
Tagalog (Philippines) [same age/younger]   Hindi
Tahitian (Tahiti)                          Aita
Taino (Caribbean, Florida USA)             U'a
Taino (Caribbean, Florida USA) [emphatic]  Wu'a
Tajik (Tajikstan)                          Ne
Taki-taki (French Guyana)                  Nono
Tamashek (West Africa)                     Kala-kala
Tamil (India, Southeast Asia)              Illai
Tamil (India, Southeast Asia)              Venda
Tapiete (Argentina, Bolivia, Paraguay)     Baety
Tarahumara [Rarámuri] (Mexico)             Ké
Tarahumara [Rarámuri] (Mexico)             Que
Tarahumara [Rarámuri] (Mexico)             Quetasi
Tarahumara [Rarámuri] (Mexico)             Tásirapé
Tarahumara [Rarámuri] (Mexico)             Tasi
Tarahumara [Rarámuri] (Mexico)             Tarapé
[Tarasco, see Phorhepecha]
Tarawan (Oceania)                          Akêa
Tashkorghani (Central Asia)                Nay
Tatar (Russia)                             Yuk
Tay (Vietnam)                              Boomi
Tehuelche (Argentina)                      Gom
Telefol (Papua New Guinea)                 Umbae
Telefol (Papua New Guinea)                 Bae
Telugu (India)                             Kaddu
Telugu (India)                             Ledu
Tepehua (Mexico)                           Maitague
Tetum (East Timor)                         Lae
Tetum (East Timor) [before a verb]         La
[Teuso, see Icetot]
Thai (Thailand)                            Mai
Thai (Thailand)                            Maidai
Thai (Thailand)                            Maichai
Thai (Thailand)                            Maioua
Thangmi [Thami] (Himalayas)                Ma-ja
Tibetan (Tibet, China)                     Yo
Tibetan (Tibet, China)                     Marey
Tibetan (Tibet, China)                     Meyin
Tigre (Ethiopia)                           La'
Tigre (Ethiopia) [emphatic]                Lala'
Tigrinya (Ethiopia)                        Ay-[+verb root]-n
Tjalkadjara (Australia)                    Tailpa
Tlahuica [Ocuilteco] (Mexico)              T'akwha
Tlingit (Canada)                           Klek
Tlingit (Southeastern Alaska)              Tleix
Tojolabal (Chiapas Mexico)                 Miyuc
Tojolabal (Chiapas Mexico)                 Mi
Tok Pisin (Papua New Guinea)               Nogat
Tongan (Tonga Pacific Islands)             'Ikai
Tongva (USA)                               Hí-ekh
[Torres Strait Broken, see Yumpla Tok]
Totonac (Veracruz Mexico)                  Nichuna
Trobes Tokples (Trobriand Papua N. Guinea) Gala
Tsafiqui (Ecuador)                         Te
[Tsalagi, see Cherokee]
Tschiluba (Kasai Occidental Region, Zaire) To
Tseshaht (British Columbia Canada)         Wik
Tübatulabal (California United States)     Haic
Tukang Besi (Indonesia)                    Mbe'ae
Tulamni Yokuts (Buena Vista Lake Cal. USA) Anhan
Tulu (India)                               Ijji
Tulu (India)                               Iddi
Tupi [Nheengatu] (Brazil)                  Mbaa
Tupi [Tembé Tenetéhar] (Amazon Brazil)     Naani
Tupi [Tembé Tenetéhar] (Brazil) [emphatic) Naanikwaw
Tupi [Tembé Tenetéhar] (Brazil) [by women] Naani-mia
Turkish (Turkey, Northern Cyprus)          Hayir
Turkmen (Turkmenistan)                     Yok
Tuvan (Russia)                             Chok
Twi (Ghana)                                Daabí
Tzeltal (Chiapas Mexico)                   Ju'uk
Tzeltal (Chiapas Mexico) [there isn't]     Ma'yuk
Tzotzil (Chiapas Mexico)                   I'i
Tzotzil (Chiapas Mexico)                   Mo'oj
Tzotzil (Chiapas Mexico)[before consonant] Mu
Tzotzil (Chiapas Mexico)[before vowel]     Muc
Tzutujil (Mexico)                          Ma
Tzutujil (Mexico)                          Maan

Udmurt (Russia)                            Övöl
Ukrainian (Ukraine)                        Ni
Ulcha (Russia)                             Ana
Urdu (Pakistan, India, Central Asia)       Nahin
Urdu (Pakistan, India, Central Asia)       NehiiN
Urubu (Brazil)                             Anin
Uspantec (Guatemala)                       Ta'
Ute (Colorado and Utah USA)                Kach
Ute (Colorado and Utah USA)                Ka-
Uyghur (Central Asia)                      Jyok
Uyghur (Central Asia)                      Yaq
Uzbek (Uzbekistan, Afghanistan)            Yuk
Uzbek (Uzbekistan, Afghanistan)            Yöq

Valencian (Spain)                          No
Veps (Russia)                              Ei
Vietnamese (Vietnam)                       Không
Vietnamese (Vietnam)                       Thưa không
Villamontes Tupi-Guarani (Bolivia)         Awigi          
Visayan [Cebuano] (Philippines)            Dili
Visayan [old Cebuano] (Philippines) [old]  Tifale
[Vlaams, see Dutch (Belgium)]
[Vogul, see Mansi]
Votic (Russia)                             Ei
Votic (Russia)                             EB
Votic (Russia)                             Ep

Wagiman (Australia)                        Wihya
Waigali (India)                            Mi
Wakhi (Central Asia)                       Neis
Wali [Wa] (Northern Ghana)                 Aye
Waljen (Australia)                         Wandi
Walpiri (Australia) [literally: 'nothing'] Lawa
Walpiri (Australia) [in negative commands] Walku
Wangaaybuwan-ngiyambaa (Australia)         Wangaay
Wangaaybuwan-ngiyambaa (Australia)         Wayil
Washo (California United States)           Ès
Waura (Brazil)                             A
Waura (Brazil)                             Aitsa
Wayilwan (Australia)                       Wayil
Wechihit Yokuts (Sanger California USA)    Ohòm
Welsh (Wales)                              Na
Welsh (Wales) [no I didn't]                Naddo
Welsh (Wales) [no I didn't]                Nage
Welsh (Wales) [no I don't want]            Nagoes
Welsh (Wales) [no I am not]                Nac ydw
Wik-mungkan (Australia)                    Ya'a
Winnemem Wintu (California United States)  El-eh-oh
Wintu (California United States)           Min
Wintu (California United States)           Mina
Wiradjuri (Australia)                      Wirraay
Wiyot (California United States)           Kia
Wo'lasi Yokuts [Wo'ladji] (Calif. USA)     Ohom
Wolof (West Africa)                        Deedeet
Wükchamni Yokuts (Kaweah River Calif. USA) K'amu

/Xam (South Africa)                        |na
//Xegwi (South Africa)                     K'au
//Xegwi (South Africa)                     K'auki
Xerente (Brazil)                           Anrê
Xetá (Brazil)                              Ñiá
Xhosa (South Africa)                       Hayi

Yamagata (Japan)                           Nne
Yao (Africa)                               Ngava
Yaqui (Mexico, United States)              'É'e
Yawdanchi Yokuts (foothills Californ. USA) K'amu
Yawelmani Yokuts (Kern River Calif. USA)   Ohom
Yiddish (Europe)                           Nit     
Yiddish (Europe)                           Neyn
Yindjibarndi (Australia)                   Mita
Yokuts [Buena Vista] (foothills Calif.)    Anhan
Yokuts [Poso Creek] (foothills Calif. USA) K'ami
Yokuts [Tule] (foothills California USA)   K'amu
Yokuts [Kings River] (foothills Calif.)    K'amu
Yokuts (north valley California USA)       Ohom
Yolngu Matha (Australia)                   Yaka
Yoruba (Benin, Nigeria)                    Rara
Yoruba (Benin, Nigeria)                    Oti
Yoruba (Benin, Nigeria)                    Béè kó
Yucatec Maya (Yucatán Mexico)              Ma'
Yucatec Maya (Yucatán Mexico)              Maa
Yugur [Western Yugur] (Gansu China)        Yahq
Yuki (California United States)            Tan
Yuki (California United States)            Mi-tang-keh
Yumpla Tok (Torres Strait Australia)       No
Yupik (Alaska USA)                         Ganga

Zapotec (Oaxaca Mexico)                    Que
Zapotec (Oaxaca Mexico)                    Ka'á
Zapotec (Oaxaca Mexico)                    Ko'
Zapotec (Oaxaca Mexico)                    Akti
Zapotec (Yatzachi Mexico)                  Bi
Zapotec (Yatzachi Mexico)                  Bito
Zapotec (Yatzachi Mexico)                  Cabi
Zapotec (Yatzachi Mexico)                  Abi
Zapotec (Zoogocho Mexico)                  Bi
Zapotec (Zoogocho Mexico)                  Bibi
Zapotec (Zoogocho Mexico)                  Bitw
Zapotec (Zoogocho Mexico)                  Cabi
Zhuang (China)                             Bow
Zhurzhen (China)                           Ejxe
Zoque (Mexico)                             Watkáh
Zoque (Mexico)                             Ja'ne
Zoque (Mexico)                             N@7tti
Zulu (South Africa, Lesotho)               Cha
Zulu (South Africa, Lesotho)               Tsha
Zulu (South Africa, Lesotho)               Haai ngeko
Zuñi (Southwest United States)             'Ella

Enjoy this useless information.

Friday.

2008-06-20T04:32:00.000-07:00

It is friday!!!!!!!!!

Hmm?

2008-06-19T07:54:00.000-07:00

Is there a family resort in this town?

I wonder?

Iceland.

2008-06-18T07:37:00.000-07:00

We have now

Due to our responsive plan.

Put these signs all over the Icelandic coast.

So any Polar bear that want to set foot to an Icelandic coast.
Better fucking beware.

And that´s it folks.

Polar bear.

2008-06-18T04:47:00.000-07:00

I am so proud.
We as a nation, celebrates our Independence by
killing Polar bears.

The first one caught us by surprise and told us that,
That we had to have a response plan if a Polar bear is sighted.

So we didn´t have to shoot it right away.

So when the second one landed here and was sighted.
He died much later.

Here is the response plan.

If a Polar bear is sighted.

1. Check out if it shows any response.
2. If responsive.
3. Shoot it.
4. If not responsive.
5. shoot it later.

Indipendense day.

What a blast.

Is it safe?

2008-06-01T07:32:00.000-07:00

Is this actually a good ad?

Later dudemeisters.

Finding.

2008-06-01T07:20:00.000-07:00

One of the new pictures from Mars.

Guess what?
They found Waldo.

Sometimes......

2008-06-01T07:16:00.000-07:00

This guy must really hate his parents.

Crazy asians.

History.

2008-05-30T10:14:00.000-07:00

The
main
reason
for
the
third

Reich
losing
world
war
two
was.

Hitler
never played Risk as a child.

If he had. He would have known,
you could never hold on to the
Asian countries and the far North Soviets.

Also modern time research has come up with
an explanation that concludes he was never burped
after being breastfed.
But that's another story.
And awaits better times.

Happy trails........

To better yourself.

2008-05-30T09:11:00.000-07:00

This rare photo, showing Drogba upright and not
crying, was taken in front of Jack Cousteau's diving school.
Where he will be spending most of his summer perfecting,
his dive.

According to his manager, he´s willing to do anything to
put on the best show he possibly can on the pitch next season.

PS.
He also carries a woman's purse?

Put that in your pipe and smoke it.

The big illusion?

2008-05-09T07:48:00.000-07:00

Picture above.

One of the first women's organized protest against
liquor.

Then.

These women took it a step to far and because
of them the prohibition took place in the USA.

Hence the general idea, that the government should
decide what´s good for you and what´s not.

Women against alcohol.

What the fuck do they know?

Fact:
These women had never been laid.
And that particular condition held to
the day they died.

And lying on their deathbed they muttered.
" My god was I ever wrong."

There is not a sober man in the world that would have
tried to open one of these can of worms.

And they knew it.

TGIF.

Breaking News!

2008-05-09T07:25:00.001-07:00

In news.

Tom want´s some more baby´s.

Katie don´t want Toms Cruise missile in her ever again.

So what will be the Scientific result for that??

TGIF:

Horny Friday.

2008-05-09T06:38:00.000-07:00

You´ll just love this.

TGIF:

Funny Friday.

2008-05-09T06:36:00.000-07:00

He just lost his marbles.

TGIF.

It´s never that true.

2008-05-09T06:28:00.000-07:00

TGIF.

Shot or shit ?

2008-05-08T17:57:00.000-07:00

Brains!

2008-05-08T17:20:00.001-07:00

I just recently begun working at
sea again.

And when at sea your old brain
kick starts it self on again.

At sea you have your working hours.
But in your free time, it´s actually
your free time.

No family problems, no mail,no phone calls,
no traffic, no shopping, the time you get off duty
it´s all for you, and it can be really nice when
you just about had enough of your self ,you
just tell your self to go to bed.

It´s really relieving.

In memory.

2008-04-15T11:28:00.001-07:00

19. Years.
Lest we forget.

It´s a gay world.

2008-04-12T09:17:00.000-07:00

It´s Saturday.

Hilarious Rick.

A new look at a blowhole penetration.

Enjoy.

Thr return of the °Scouser.

2008-04-08T17:18:00.000-07:00

After a devastating blow early in
the conflict.

We pulled back and showed the
imperial forces of the Emirates,
What we are made of.

Our blessed leader did some
tactical changes.
And we won the day.

But.

There is still yet another
conflict against the
dark force.

Now with an blue Sith.

Darth Chelsea.

We´have beaten him before.

Will we be victorious?

Or will it be an phantom menace?

The Emirates strikes back.

2008-04-05T11:27:00.000-07:00

We fought today.
Early goal for Liverpool from the
tall one. The force seamed strong
within the team.
Then suddenly.
An equalizer.
Turn of the clock, and we just
couldn't put the ball in the net.
Arsenes Wankers team drew
against us.

Pickture above.
The real mastermind behind Arsenal.

Next tuesday.
The mighty reds are playing the imperial forces of
the Emirates, at home.

Until then.................

One of those nights.

2008-04-04T20:00:00.001-07:00

Went out on the town with two
of my best and oldest friends.
We did the party at my place,
Went from there midtown Reykjavik.
Somehow I ended up in Grandrokk.
From there to Ölver,

And there I met a " Somethingarather "

Went in to Ölver.
Ordered me a pint of Thule, took out
today´s newspaper and begun to read.

Suddenly I was interrupted.
By a bloke, that insisted to talk to me.

Being around Chis I thought I could
keep up with his fast talking drunken
English.

But no.

After he had spoken to me for approx 1,023 minutes,
I had to cut in and say.

"What?"

You are either Scouse or a fucking Irish cunt.

He didn´t like that much.

So I said to him.
Forgive me the Irish cunt remark.

And take that instead.

You are a Irish twat then.

The last I know.
I was asked to leave the bar and don´t come back until the
Arsenalgame tomorrow.

Hic!

Thursday.

2008-04-03T11:49:00.000-07:00

A thursday joke.

Wars.

2008-04-03T10:40:00.000-07:00

The war begun yesterday.
Result 1-1.
Liverpool lucky in the second half.
The flying Dutchman equalized
only minutes after the gunners goal.
Arsenal probably should have gotten a
penalty kick but the ref didn´t thinks so.
So next battle on Emirates on Saturday.
Will the evil imperial forces of Arsenal
get the better of us.
Or will the Liverpoolteam be
victorious and restore peace
in the Premiership.

Today.

2008-03-30T04:40:00.001-07:00

Today is do or die.
Liverpool against Everton.
We absolutly,postitivly have to win.

Yum,yum.

2008-03-28T08:49:00.000-07:00

Because it´s friday.

Have a nice weekend

Rocking thursday!

2008-03-27T07:50:00.000-07:00

Behind blue eyes.

OMG.

Nessesary info.

2008-03-27T06:10:00.001-07:00

Language	My hovercraft is full of eels
Afrikaans	My skeertuig is vol palings
Albanian	Hoverkrafti im është plot me ngjala
Arabic (Modern Standard)	حَوّامتي مُمْتِلئة بِأَنْقَلَيْسون (ḥawwāmtī mumtilah biānqalaysūn)
Armenian	Իմ օդաթիռը լի է օձաձկերով (Im odatirry li e odzadz.kerov)
Aromanian	Pãmporea-a mea-i ãmplinã di uhelji
Avallaen	(ägloinniyüvoih pōvlen üevs erüs)
Basque	Nire aerolabangailua aingiraz beteta dago
Belarusian	Мой паветраны човен поўны вуграмі (Moj pavetrany čoven pouny vugramі)
Bulgarian	Корабът ми на въздушна възглавница е пълен със змиорки (Korabãt mi na v'zdyšna vãzglavnica e pãlen sãs zmiorki)
Catalan	El meu aerolliscador està ple d'anguiles
Cebuano	Puno ug kasili ang akong hoberkrap/hovercraft
Chamorro	Bula hasuli gi halom hovercraft-hu
Chinese (Cantonese)	我隻氣墊船裝滿晒鱔． (Ngóh jek heijínsyùhn jòngmúhn saaisíhn)
Chinese (Mandarin)	我的氣墊船裝滿了鱔魚 [我的气垫船充满了鳝鱼] (Wǒ de qìdiànchuán zhuāngmǎn le shànyú)
Croatian	Moja je lebdjelica puna jegulja
Czech	Moje vznášedlo je plné úhořů
Danish	Mit luftpudefartøj er fyldt med ål
Dutch	Mijn hovercraft zit vol palingen
Esperanto	Mia kusenveturilo estas plena da angiloj
Estonian	Mu hõljuk on angerjaid täis
Finnish	Ilmatyynyalukseni on täynnä ankeriaita
French	Mon aéroglisseur est plein d'anguilles
Gaelic (Irish)	Tá m'árthach foluaineach lán d'eascainn
Gaelic (Manx)	Ta my haagh crowal lane dy astan
Gaelic (Scottish)	Tha mo bhàta-foluaimein loma-làn easgannan
German	Mein Luftkissenfahrzeug ist voller Aale Mein Hovercraft ist voller Aale
German (Swiss)	Miss Luftchüssiboot isch voll Aal
Greek	Τὸ χόβερκράφτ μου εἶναι γεμᾶτο χέλια (To hoverkráft mou íne gemáto hélia)
Hebrew	הרחפת שלי מלאה בצלופחים (Harahefet sh'eli mele'ah betzlofahim)
Hindi	मेरी मँडराने वाली नाव सर्पमीनों से भरी ह (merī ṃḍarāne vālī nāv sarpamīnoṁ se bharī hai)
Hungarian	A légpárnás hajóm tele van angolnákkal
Icelandic	Svifnökkvinn minn er fullur af álum
Indonesian	Hovercraft saya penuh dengan belut
Interlingua	Mi hydroaeroplano es plen de anguillas
Italian	Il mio hovercraft/aeroscivolante è pieno di anguille
Japanese	私のホバークラフトは鰻が一杯です。 (Watashi no hobākurafuto wa unagi ga ippai desu.)
Klingon	DujwIj naQ ghargh
Korean	내 호버크라프트는 장어로 가득 차 있어요 (Nae hoebuhkeurapeuteuneun changuhro kadeuk cha itseyo)
Latin	Mea navis aëricumbens anguillis abundat
Latvian	Mans gliseris ir pilns ar zušiem
Lithuanian	Mano amfibija su oro pagalve pilna ungurių
Lojban	le mi varkiclaflo'i cu culno lo angila
Luxembourgish	Mäin Loftkësseboot ass voller Éilen
Macedonian	Моето летачко возило е полно со јагули (Moeto letačko vozilo e polno so jaguli)
Malay	Hoverkraf saya penuh dengan belut
Malayalam	എന്റെ പറക്കും-പേടകം നിറയെ വ്ളാങ്കുകളാണു (ente prrakkum-paetakam niraye vlankukalanu)
Maltese	Il-hovercraft tiegħi hu mimli sallur
Marathi	माझी होडी मासळयांनी भरली आहे (Majhī hoḍi māsaḷyaṅni bharlī āhe)
Norwegian	Luftputefartøyet mitt er fullt av ål
Persian	هواناو من پر مارماهى است (havā-nāv-eh man por-eh mār-māhi ast)
Polish	Mój poduszkowiec jest pełen węgorzy
Portuguese	Meu hovercraft está cheio de enguias
Quenya	Nîn hvurmkirwa e quanta lyg-lim
Romanian	Vehicolul meu pe pernă de aer e plin cu ţipari
Russian	Моё судно на воздушной подушке полно угрей (Moio sudno na vozdušnoy poduške polno ugrey)
Serbian	Моја лебдилица је пуна јегуља (Moja lebdilica je puna jegulja)
Shona	Hovercraft yangu yakazara nemikunga
Slovak	Moje vznášadlo je plné úhorov
Slovenian	Moje vozilo na zračni blazini je polno jegulj
Spanish	Mi aerodeslizador está lleno de anguilas
Swedish	Min svävare är full med ål
Tagalog	Puno ng palos ang aking hoberkrap/hovercraft
Thai	โฮเวอร์คราฟท์ของผมเต็มไปด้วยปลาไหล (hō woe khrāp kong phom tem pai duay pla lhai)
Toki Pona	tomo tawa lon sewi supa telo mi li jo e kala linja lon insa ale
Tok Pisin	Bilong me hangamapim bot stap pulap maleo
Turkish	Hoverkraftimin ici yılan balıǧı dolu
Ukrainian	Моє судно на повітряній подушці повно вуграми (Moye sudno na povitryaniy podushtsi povno vuhramy)
Vietnamese	Tàu cánh ngầm của tôi đầy lươn
Volapük	Lutakujababot oba binon fulik senkafitas
Welsh	Mae fy hofrenfad yn llawn o lyswennod

Is it just me...?

2008-03-22T09:17:00.000-07:00

As if it isn´t enought to worrie about Terrorists
in airports????????

Yikes!

The first.

2008-03-22T09:14:00.001-07:00

Probably the first serious papparassi
in the world.

2008-03-22T09:08:00.001-07:00

This man is......

2008-03-22T08:27:00.000-07:00

George Bush takes Iraqui Aid?

Nice spoof.

Time of the year.

2008-03-11T10:42:00.001-07:00

Did a little springcleaning today.

Want to watch the Championshipgame
with a clean slate and clean springs.
None of them was hot.

?........

Question?

2008-03-07T10:36:00.001-08:00

Why do the Brits keep the Falklands?

Is it for some strange strategic sheep purposes?

We´ll never know.

why?

2008-03-07T09:19:00.001-08:00

Why in hell, doesn´t the modern horse
have antilock brakes?

It allready has the horseshoes and the blinkers.

Is that the best it can get?
Blinkers and four horseshoes?

Come on pepole!
Hundreds and hundreds of years in use.
And thats it?

Tons of thousands of designers,engineers,inventors,and Thin Lizzy.

And........Thats the best you came up with so far?

If you can´t f**king improve it in 300 years,
so why keep using it?

Oh!
I see.

Its got four horseshoes.
That makes it the luckiest animal in the world.

And girls dig it.

Thats it.......

History.

2008-03-07T09:02:00.000-08:00

It really was a good thing that the
Americans chose Berlin for president Kennedy,
when he went there way back.

For example:
If the had chosen Frankfurt.
He would have said.

Ich bin ein Frankfurter.

And worse.
If they had chosen Hamburg,
He would have said.

Ich bin ein Hamburger.

And for some strange reason, he never went to Wienna.

Hmmmm?

Always.

2008-03-05T20:13:00.000-08:00

Went to my doctor the other day.
I thought it would be a rutine checkup.

After smalltalk and blodpressure check.

He referred me to a supportgroup
worried about me haveing
to many imaginery friends.

When I went there.
There was 11 chairs but onely four of them turned up.

So it didn´t work

Saturday the 8th.

2008-03-05T19:06:00.001-08:00

Liverpool against Newcastle comeing saturday.
Piece off piss.

And how!!!

Spaniard..

2008-03-05T18:32:00.000-08:00

His passport and driveinglicence photo.....
Young ,able ,and playing for Liverpool.

He nailed the Hammers tonight.

The man.....

The onely............

Fernando Torres:

And...........I.............Think............

Punked out?

2008-03-05T09:02:00.000-08:00

Again friday....

Sorry it´s a wednesday.

A Nina Hagen wednesday.

But........Anyhow.

Enjoy.

Strange that.

2008-03-05T07:53:00.000-08:00

The car the terrorist adore the most.

The Porsche 911.

And there you have it.

Frictions.

2008-03-01T14:25:00.000-08:00

Eskimopussys are mighty cold.

Most people use 10-13% of their brain capacaty.
What George Bush are doing with those %.
Only God knows.

Bombvictims are often than not people that hates
when they are called ducks.

Keeps those herbs alive....

Silly.

2008-03-01T14:19:00.000-08:00

Nuclear tek, to his wife.
God I´m tired,we had a real meltdown at work.

Wife.
So when are you do back at work?

Nuclear tek.

What work.

tsk. tsk.

You´ll love this.

2008-02-23T05:33:00.000-08:00

Just because.

Liverpool FC/Who The Fuck Are Man Utd

And put that in your pipe and smoke it.

Friday:

2008-02-15T14:31:00.000-08:00

because it´s friday.

Ike &Tina Turner -Proud Mary Live

Peace out.........

Some things.

2008-02-08T22:15:00.000-08:00

Why do Aspirins come in a childproof box?
But bullits and razorblades
in a cardboard box??

On a box of ratpoison.
Disclaimer says.

Do not use if seal is broken or been tampered with.

For god sake.

It´s rat poison.

What is the worst that could happen?

Some bloke put vitamins in it?

And why do women have the need to talk during sex?
Don´t they know that we´re too busy imagening us haveing
hot and sweatty monkeysex
with Jessica Alba or Halle berry.

We don´t listen at the best of times.

What posess them to think we do during sex?

They allready know we go deaf during footballmatches.

And that´s my two cents.

Underrated.

2008-02-08T13:41:00.000-08:00

Pajamas /pyjamas.

Now.

Iceland.

Gale warnings.

At times windfactor 56 miles per hour.

Going from 25 inches of snow and - 5°C. Till + 8 °C. and rain.

Pajamas,beer,spliff and a good movie.

Put that in your pipe and smoke it.

Illusions.

2008-02-08T10:41:00.001-08:00

Went down to the cafeteria on my first morning brake.
I had my last small pack of Chrunchy Nut Cornflakes in my locker.
Bought by my dear old friend Chris, last time he went to London.
Put the cereal in a soupdish.
Pourd some millk on to it and went for the spoons.

There were none.

Asked the maid in the cafeteria.
Where are the spoons?
And she replied.

There is no spoon.

Freaky?

Put that into your pipe and smoke it.........

Last days.

2008-02-08T10:33:00.001-08:00

With that many overworked......

They might not be happy campers.

Put that in your pipe and smoke it.........

Offers.

2008-02-08T09:44:00.000-08:00

Unlike the Scotts at Brannockburn.

The people in my workplace,
tired,worked half to death,starving
and in agony.

Won´t win their freedom.

They have to work tomorrow.

I´wont though.
Ain´t I the lucky one??

YES.

For awhile they took my life.
But not my freedom.

I only have 5 workingdays left.

Put that in your pipe and smoke it.....

Now I know.

2008-02-06T10:55:00.001-08:00

Basicly I work with a mismatched batch of ppl.
Mostly from the eastern block.

I just realised what that sign means.

If that macine work they´ll either steal it, kill themselves
while using it, kill themselves stealing it or destroying it doing all above.

There seems to be a theme going around the place.

Put that into your pipe and smoke it.

Neighbours dogs.

2008-02-06T10:27:00.000-08:00

My neighbour has a big motherfucking dog.

So if your mother has a fetish about a dog. Call him.

But.

Thats not my point.

This annoying shit of a noisemaking pice of crap.
Is crapping all over my yard, driveway and so fourth.

So I took a big dump right in front of my neigbours door.

Next day he came and rang the doorbell, complaining about my dog.

When I told him that I didn´t have a dog.
It took him about 2,28643 seconds realysing how sick I was.

His dog hasn´t shat in my yard since then.

Put that in your pipe and smoke it.

First blog.

2008-02-02T17:50:00.000-08:00

Here opens a future site of bullshit.

This isn´t really a new blogsite.
Just an english version of Immagaddus.

Immagaddus segir..........